Suing
the Boy Scouts: It’s a Bad Turn! ![]()
If crabby folks are not comfortable with the noble ethics of Scouting such as "trustworthy," "duty to God," or "morally straight," they, too, have a First Amendment "right to assemble" their own "Disingenuous Scouts of America," "Agnostic Scouts of America," "Deviant Scouts of America," etc. That is their remedy—not infringing on other peoples' lives and institutions, nor glutting the courts with a surfeit of baloney. Moreover, as the father of three Eagle Scouts, I consider it pure chicanery to attempt to blind-side the courts—trying to impute business status to B.S.A. One plaintiff's attorney even resorts to the overworked canard, "If it walks like a duck...etc," then foolishly overshoots: "If it thinks like a duck..." Hold it! Only ducks know how ducks think. If he pretends to this, then his venue should be pond or zoo, not a court of law. Or does he listen to psychics? (Well, even ducks are smarter than that.) No, Scouts is not a business. If it were, hundreds of thousands of us who have volunteered countless hours over the decades would not have done so; nevertheless, we insist that it be run in a business-like and financially viable manner. But hear this!—Even if it were a business, malcontents would have no more right to domineer B.S.A. with homosexuality and agnosticism than to require ladies' boutiques to sell plug tobacco or men's stores to sell lipstick because of someone's galley-west view of political correctness. Finally, let not decent folks dread (nor sordid ones salivate) that the California Supreme Court will necessarily cave-in to the virulence of bumptious plaintiffs—as if spite made right! And further, the very idea of forcing agnosticism and homosexual leaders on Boy Scouts would not only inflame the wrath of most citizens but make Sir Robert Baden-Powell twist and turn in his grave before an eternal Judge. But if judicial decadence does prevail, it may prove to be like that "shot heard round the world" of another time, a reveille, not only to disgruntled militias, but to millions of tough-minded and virtuous citizens that something has gone terribly wrong with this country. Ralph Sheffield (author of Poems on Purpose) is a prize-winning poet, composer, and conductor of the Sheffield Family Consort—performing (Boston Pops-style) for public and private occasions. |